it's a bagel

Good news:  The latest MRI shows no growth in Rich's tumor.  In fact, the local radiologist hints in his report that this may be scar tissue, it doesn't seem to be acting like a tumor...which confirms my suspicions.

It is a bagel, coated with cream cheese and muenster, gone awry.  The cure?  A homeopathic application of mini-bagels, lightly coated with butter or cream cheese.

Could it thus be possible that Bagels are Evil?

If so, soon we shall find a few believers, then it will be proclaimed from pulpits, and soon politicians will compete with their bona fides on who is tougher against bagels, and accuse their opponents of waffling (another good breakfast food):  "You ate bagels in college!"

And their opponents will waffle back:  "Well, we chewed, but we didn't swallow.  And of course we shouldn't allow our enemies to acquire bagels for their own evil purposes."

Have an imaginative week --- but don't believe anything you think,

Candace